Jump In The Fish Bowl?

I'll start by saying that I've been lucky to have been born with decent lips. I just feel sooooo bad for women that don't have much of an upper lip, especially if they like to wear lipstick. That aside, I recently bought a new shade of lipstick and lip liner and I have tried the old trick of lining outside of my natural lip line to make my lips look a little fuller and 'poutier'. For some reason I can't keep it on, I feel like a freak, but I want a little more "come hither". I remember teasing my mother long ago when she used to do that, it just looked like she put her lipstick on in the dark! On the other hand I have seen a few woman that do it and it's not so bad. All in all, it's not the best choice and I don't think I'm alone here.


Lately I (we) have been seeing soooo many women getting collagen injections in their lips. It just goes to show how important it is for women to feel like they have sexy lips. Collagen, although temporary (and fucking expensive) is a better alternative to lip liner...or is it???


I found some photos of celebrities that have obviously had collagen injections in their lips (to say the least). Now take note, a majority of these women not only live in Los Angeles where plastic surgery is huge, but they also have the money to afford the best, so what happened??? Here are BEFORE (on the left) and AFTER (right) photos.

ALI LOHAN

ANNA FARIS

ASHLEE SIMPSON

BRITNEY SPEARS

BRITTANY MURPHY (rip)

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

DONATELLA VERSACE

HEIDI MONTAG

JANICE DICKINSON

JENNA JAMESON

JESSICA SIMPSON

LARA FLYNN BOYLE

LINDSAY LOHAN

LISA RINNA

MEG RYAN

MELANIE GRIFFITH

NICOLE KIDMAN

NIKKI COX

PARIS HILTON

After seeing what these woman, whom can afford a great doctor have gotten themselves into, I think I'll just stick to my own lips and worry about them again in 30 years. Here was my attempt at sexy/pouty lip liner lips. Not so bad, eh? Okay, it was mostly a pout and actually, now that I see it, cheek bone contouring. Ha! Ha! Ha!