Shop at Walmart? BEWARE!

It's raining and it's Friday, so I thought I'd post something fun. In the past, you all may have received an email from a friend, loaded with funny photos of freakish people shopping at Walmart around the country (or predominantly the Mid-West). THIS POST IS FOR PEOPLE THAT LIKE TO LAUGH, NOT FOR THE "HOLIER THAN THOU".

Here are a few that I picked out for you all. Have a laugh.....


GREASE LIGHTNING: I didn’t know ‘The Pink Ladies’ from Grease were still around! Of course she apparently doesn’t know Danny Zuko is not only made up, but he isn’t coming for her anytime soon either. -Missouri THIS HAD TO HAVE BEEN HALLOWEEN, BUT IN MISSOURI, I DOUBT IT.

JUNGLE FEVER: I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! You like to, MOVE IT! -Unknown THIS GUY OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR A WIFE. NO WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER ALLOW THIS.

WAY PAST THE POINT OF CARING: If I ever get to the point were I would rather wear a matching Tinkerbell poncho with my wife than bother putting up a fight, just take me out to pasture. -Florida CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MY BF GETS TO THIS POINT. HAHAHAHA!!!

TWO IN THE PINK: You dyed your dog pink. You dyed your dog pink. You… dyed…your dog…pink. YOU DYED YOUR DOG PINK! Man are you going to look stupid when you want to wear other colors. -Washington THIS IS JUST F**KING STUPID! I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS. THAT DOG SHOULD BE TAKEN FROM HER.

OHHH, WE'RE HALF WAY THERE: "I like to drink beer and f**k". Aggghhhh!!! Okay, who’s takin one for the team? -Kentucky ANOTHER GUY THAT DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OF WIFE. MY GUY WOULDN'T EVEN THINK OF COMING HOME WITH A T-SHIRT THAT TACKY!

BUILT LIKE A BRICK SH*HOUSE: That is one tall drink of water! -California

THIS HAAAAS TO BE A MAN! JUST ENOUGH SHIRT TO COVER THE BULGE. WELL, CROTCH BULGE ANYWAY.

IT'S A TRAP: New rule: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to put my hand into, then by golly that is what’s going to happen whether you like it or not. -Oklahoma YOU'RE AT WALMART...BUY ANOTHER PAIR OF JEANS...THEY'RE ONLY $5!

ALWAYS STRAPPED: It’s unfortunate that the one strap that is actually working is the one keeping your hair in place. -Arizona OH HOLY LORD!

TUBE TOPPIN': So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical enthusiast OR…..well, fill in anything, It really doesn’t matter because none of it will make sense. -Arizona WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT REALLY THINK THIS IS OKAY?!

BEWARE THE GUSH: Anybody remember the fruit snack “Gushers”? Now I’m not saying anything else, I’m just saying….Gushers. They’re delicious. Good luck enjoying them ever again.
-Indiana IT'S TOTALLY COOL TO BE CONFIDENT WITH YOURSELF, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T CONFIDENT IN YOU...DON'T WE COUNT???

REACH FOR THE STARS: Oh! There are just so many colors and patterns and ink and booty. I’m dizzy, I want off this ride. -California LOVE IT!!!!

PURPLE HAZE: If I had told you that there is a picture where purple hair is the least weird thing going on, would you have believed me? -California I CAN'T HELP THINKING THIS IS A MAN. OR MAYBE A STRIPPER AT A 24 HR WALMART AFTER HER SHIFT. ACK!


NEW DEFINITION OF OVER/UNDER: Thank God the Vikings lost because I don’t want to know what she would have wore if they made it to the Super Bowl. -Minnesota I DUNNO...I'VE BEEN IN A SITUATION WHERE IT WAS DARK AND I PUT MY UNDIES ON INSIDE OUT, BUT HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN UNLESS YOU WERE MENTAL?


FACE OFF: This is just scary! -Texas I NEVER...NE-VVVV-ER WANT TO RUN INTO THIS GUY IN PERSON.

BELLY FLOP: Someone go tell this guy what “just hanging out” actually means. -Oklahoma WHAT IS HILARIOUS IS I'VE SEEN GUYS LIKE THIS BEFORE. PRIDE JUST OUT THE WINDOW. GONE!

SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY: We got a nice little skank night all planned out. We’re gonna head out showing as much skin and underwear as possible, grab a sixer, maybe do a little stripping. I don't know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time! -Ohio JUST BECAUSE YOUR SKINNY FRIEND CAN DO IT, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TOO! PUT DOWN THE BEER AND PICK UP HER GLASS PIPE!

PIECE OF MEAT: Preach on brother! I too am sick of being used and discarded like an object.
-Georgia SUPER TACKY, BUT I KNOW IF I SAW HIM IN PERSON I WOULD LAUGH. I WANT A SHIRT LIKE THAT FOR MY BF.

I SAID "NO, NO, NO!": too try to model my fashion and life after Amy Winehouse. So far it’s been a rock solid plan. -Unknown AMY IS SOOO MUCH MORE PUT TOGETHER THAN THIS. HOW DARE THEY!!!

BEDTIME STORIES: Part of me wants to let you read me a bedtime story as you tuck me in, the other part of me wants nothing to do with you or your candy. -Unknown I DUNNO ... THIS JUST GROSSES ME OUT.

SQUIRT GUNS: Hahaha! Look at the skinny, small, elderly guy with the “Born to Kill” shirt. Hahaha! Yeah, you go ahead and test him tough guy, ’cause I’ve never seen a person killed by a 2 liter of Squirt before and I’ve decided that’s something that I want to see. -Utah I LOVE THE FACT THAT HE MADE THIS SHIRT. HE PROBABLY HAS HOME-MADE BUMPER STICKERS ON THE CAMPER SHELL OF HIS OLD DATSUN TRUCK. HAHA!

FASHIONISTA: Don’t worry everyone, I’ve already forwarded this pic over to Burberry. I figured it would be rewarding for them to see this and remind themselves why it was they got into the fashion and design business in the first place. I’m sure they will be ecstatic seeing their vision come to life. -Florida THE COMMENT IS HILARIOUS!!!! P.S. I HAVE ALWAYS HATED THOSE LITTLE CHINESE SHOES. ACK!!!!

EAT FRESH: Well I’ve always said Subway sandwiches are all fillers and barely have any meat, usually leaving me unsatisfied. -Missouri HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

PUSS IN BOOTS: No Gertrude, I can’t think of a single reason why you are having trouble finding a date for Saturday nights. -Ohio THIS LOOSELY REMINDS ME OF MY LATE NIGHT TRIPS TO THE STORE FOR SNACKS WITH LILY (MY DOG). HMMMM....

FLIPPIN SOME FLAP JACKS: If you are short enough that a normal 5th grader would be able to look down at your business, then maybe it’s a good idea to take notice of gravity and cover up those sweater puppets. -Florida AND THIS IS WHY REAL BIG BOOBS SUCKKKK!!!!

FEEL THE BURN: I don’t think that whole ‘working out’ thing is really working out.
-Tennessee POOR KID.

DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?: Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake your booty. Actually, please refrain from any further movement. My stomach couldn’t possibly take any more. -New Hampshire I SO WANT TO JUST KICK HER IN THE A**! HA!

NOTHIN BUTT HORSEPLAY: Guess who’s back…back again…guess who’s back…..with his patterned back end. Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, da da da.
-West Virginia THIS DUDE IS NOT ONLY WEARING POLKA DOT UNDIES, BUT HE HAS A G*DDAMED FANNY PACK ON!

CRACK THAT WHIP: I have a feeling her kids are always on their best behavior. I guess that’s what happens when you have a professional spanker for a mother. -Kentucky SHE MUST HAVE JUST GOT PAID AND WENT STRAIGHT TO WALMART FOR THE KIDS. WHAT A GOOD MOMMY!

GA-GA-OOH-LA-LA: Much to my, and I’m sure everyone else’s, surprise we have a challenger to the “Old lady from 8 Crazy Nights” look alike. Also, full disclosure – I’m a little frightened. -Indiana THIS IS LADY GAGA IN ABOUT 40 YEARS! LOVE IT!!!

V.I.P.: Yep, you nailed it. I now have a ‘Very Impotent Penis’. Thanks. -Alabama GROSS!

NO STRINGS ATTACHED: Okay, I know the shirt has strings, and I’m no Louis Vuitton, but I’m pretty sure those strings weren’t designed to hang on for dear life. -Texas THIS B**CH RAIDED MY CLOSET!!! WTF?!

DID YOU KILL A CHEETAH?: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE ANY CHEETAH PRINT FLOWERS!!!! Now what am I supposed to use to decorate my cougar den? -Missouri IM SO INTO THIS!!! I WANT THAT OUTFIT!

TO DYE FOR: If I were a betting man, I think I would double down on the fact that she probably has a little poodle-type dog that just happens to be dyed purple. -Indiana THIS COULD BE ME IN 40 YEARS. I WANT THAT COAT NOW!

HEAD OVER HEELS: C’mon cross-dressers! If you are going to wear clothing of the opposite sex, at least give it your best effort. I mean, you obviously took the time to pick out that cute little skirt, but then BAM you ruin it with those beat up old black sneakers. I never thought I’d say this, but “Sir, go put on some heels!” -Louisiana I AGREE!

NOT THE MAMA: Either that lady has a tail, or Barney is stuck somewhere he may not want to be. -Wyoming I WOULD NEVER EXPECT HIS FROM SOMEONE IN WYOMING. I DON'T KNOW WHY. SHE MUST BE FROM HOLLYWOOD AWAY AT REHAB OR SOMETHING.

SHARP SHOOTER: Do they still even make that color of pink? She must have left her Bret “The Hitman” Hart sunglasses at home. -Canada CANADIANS! SELINA IS THIS YOUR FUTURE???


PULLED PORK: For my own sanity, I have to assume that she is shoplifting pork roasts in her shirt. Simply because there is no possible way those are what you think they are. They can’t be, I refuse to believe it. Don’t try to reason with me. -Arkansas (SPEECHLESS ... KINDA WORRIED TOO)

LOVE ME (CHICKEN) TENDER: Not quite sure what all is going on here, but I can tell you this, none of its good. -California IS THAT A PINK PASHMINA????

A PERFECT FIT: See if you can spot who in this picture is slowly being scarred for life.
-Maryland THIS KID ISN'T GOING TO BE TRAUMATIZED, SHE'S LOOKING AT HER FUTURE!

RAISING SOME EYEBROWS: I like talking to her because she always seems so surprised and interested in what i’m saying. -Idaho HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

LADY IN RED: I think she just hangs out in the toy section all day waiting for someone to buy her and take her home. -Unknown I WANNA KNOW WHAT THIS OLD B LOOKED LIKE 30 YEARS AGO.

UNDER THE LIGHT OF THE MOON: “Mommy, where does moonshine come from?”
-Tennessee I SAW THIS DUDE IN A BUGS BUNNY CARTOON!!!! OR AT THE SEWER LAST WEEKEND.

THE NIGHTMARE: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! This is one dream I definitely don’t want to be in.
-Texas IF THIS DIDN'T SAY TEXAS I'D SWEAR IT WAS TAKEN IN OXNARD. LOL!!!

HOMEMADE FLYSWATTER: I’m just going to go ahead and say it. Everyone knows it’s taboo to wear your horse tail and flame boots after Labor Day! There, I said it, it’s out on the table now! -Unknown THATS A DUDE!!! IS IT HER HUSBAND OR BF OR LIKE HER SON??? THIS PICTURE BRINGS UP SOOOOOOOO MANY QUESTIONS! I DO LIKE THE HORSE TAIL INSTEAD OF THE SAME OL' RACCOON TAIL THING.

I HOPE YOU HAD A LAUGH. IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE (I TRIED TO STICK WITH THE FASHION RELATED ONES), GO TO http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ IT'S HILARIOUS!!!

*In Black: quote from website. In Pink...thats ME!

ECO CHIC

I'm all for saving the environment...I recycle, I don't eat animals, I pick up litter at the beaches, eat organic foods...all that kinda jazz. The only thing that I couldn't grasp, is the eco-fashion aspect of being "green". Despite loving trees, I don't hug them and I don't want to LOOK like I do either. Sooooo...I went on a mission to find eco-conscious clothing that even little ol' me would wear. I was very impressed...except with the prices. Eeek! I will say, that this stuff is made extremely well though and if I'm going to give a pretty penny for organic food, I can definitely do it for clothing too. It's really worth it.

I'm going to post some items I found, and instead of just giving you the designer and the price, I thought I'd give you a little background about the company too. If you decide to buy, you know where your money is going. Fantastic!!!

ALCHEMY GOODS RECYCLED RUBBER HAVERSACK $88

Alchemy is the medieval science of turning lead into gold. More generally, it means magically turning something of lesser value into something of greater value. For us, the value isn't economical so much as ecological. We look for materials that are normally discarded that might have value with a little bit of imagination and some hard work.Every Alchemy Goods bag purchased represents one less part of our world destroyed. That's why all our products should have the highest possible recycled content, but also be superbly functional and aesthetically pleasing. AUTONOMIE PROJECT ETHLETIC SNEAKERS $54

Autonomie Project is a new Fair Trade fashion company offering stylish sweatshop-free & eco-friendly footwear, clothing and accessories.Autonomie Project Inc. works exclusively with small, independent cooperatives and Fair Trade certified facilities located in developing areas of the world. They use organic cotton, all natural FSC rubber, and other eco-friendly materials whenever possible to lessen our environmental impact.

BEYOND SKIN COTTON REENA PUMP $215

Beyond Skin is an exclusive, eco-friendly footwear label creating beautiful, stylish shoes that are produced in a manner that is non-exploitative to humans, animals and wherever possible the wider environment.This trans-seasonal, made-to-order footwear takes its cue from developing trends and is set to continually evolve, producing capsule ranges and exclusive one off designs that transcend the typical rotational calendar. Beyond Skin endeavors to support a sustainable lifestyle by creating stylish, classic, wearable footwear for all seasons.

CHEEKY MONKEY SILVER OWL $105

Cardwell′s sterling silver, gold and platinum creations are all made in the USA, are sprinkled with precious gems and, most important, are now being produced from 100% recycled materials. So, with his latest collections featuring -hand-carved creatures, many of which are named on the 2006 IUCN Red List of Threatened Species, Cardwell returns to nature - and his roots.

DEUX FM LOIS DRESS $184

For the woman who broadcasts both style and ethics. deux fm makes use of environmentally friendly, re-used and recycled fabrics utilizing fair labor practices. Sources and manufactured in Canada $5 shipping FREE returns

ECOSKIN BIRCH JUMPSUIT $180

Created by Los Angeles-based designer, Sandy Skinner using a blend of bamboo, Tencel, and Spandex. EcoSkin aims to give women a hip, sophisticated sustainable product with a minimal environmental footprint. EcoSkin combines eco-friendly fabrics with a high design aesthetic, taking steps toward an environment where humans, nature and animals live in harmony.

ENGLISH RETREADS MODEL T TOTE BAG $109

When was the last time you saw parts of an 18-wheeler truck sashay down the runway at a fashion show? Well, you're about to if Heather English of Boulder Colorado, owner-designer of English Retreads has her way. Heather has been making a reality of "On the Road Again" since 2001 by designing and producing stunning handbags, book bags, totes, backpacks and belts from discarded truck and tractor inner tubes rescued from landfills. The original tubes probably have over 60,000 miles on them before Heather adds her classic designs and gives them a whole new life.

GET HIP GET GREEN SKULL LUNCH BAG $19

Get Hip Get Green brings reusable bags to a forefront of both “E”s: environmentalism and education. With two styles of bags that encourage users to get- hip- get- green and love-this-planet, Get Hip Get Green will be selling bags to help alleviate the amount of other bags that are regularly discarded and not recycled.Each sale will also mean a donation to the children’s environmental group, The Green Ambassadors. The Green Ambassadors provide high school students with experiences that foster personal growth, community service, cross-culture and global exchange and leadership skills to tackle the most critical environmental issues facing our planet.

GOOD SOCIETY STRAIGHT LEG JEAN $106

Good Society is a loosely connected organic movement driving global change. The core value of this movement is the belief that in all things we must love, will, and do good. The Good Society label takes fashion beyond useless, and often-destructive pretense by presenting an affordably priced, forward thinking collection that is fully sustainable – both ecologically and socially. The label centers around its collection of fairly traded 100% organic denim with clean styling and a fit that ensures it will be the pair you wear to look good and feel great.

GRACE & CELLO ISABELLA JACKET $180

Grace & Cello believes in the right to look and feel beautiful: for you, for the people who work to make their products, and for the planet that grew all of their fabrics and grew all of us.
Their garments are made to look gorgeous and change the world for the better, because no one looks beautiful in clothes made in an ugly fashion.

NIXXI LEGGINGS $58

Nixxi offers beautiful classic designs with a modern flair. Named after ancient water and life protectors, the line is inspired by nature's simplicity and modern minimalism.

PI ORGANIC RACER TANK DRESS $75

The collection perfectly imperfect is inspired by the wabi sabi way of life. Wabi Sabi is an ancient Chinese philosophy adapted by the Japanese tea masters. This belief stands for things that are fresh and simple. It denotes simplicity and quietude, and also incorporates rustic beauty. It includes both that which is made by hand. It can also mean an accidental or happenstance element (or perhaps even a small flaw) which gives elegance and uniqueness. It helps us to see the beauty in imperfection and to discover that our greatest strengths and treasures. When we know this fundamental joy, we can reveal the most powerful and positive sides of ourselves.

SURVIVE DESIGN BUNNY VISION REUSABLE BAG $30

Survive Design offers creative and functional products that are as much about fashion and design as they are about the environment. They believe that workers should be paid a fair wage and have safe working conditions. They believe that the consumer shouldn't have to compromise on quality or style in order to shop ethically.

URGE TO ADORN OVAL CALLA LILY BELT BUCKLE $73

Urge to Adorn's unique line of handmade, custom designer belt buckles are made from photos, retro images and antique illustrations on recycled rubber belts. The buckle imagery you see stems from their love for photography and design and they've researched to find the best belt hardware, the cleanest imagery process and the best place to purchase these products (all in the U.S.A.).Urge to Adorn is proud to offer environmentally friendly options with our designs (recycled belts made from agricultural tires) and the use of only non-toxic materials and lead free pewter.

AND YOU THOUGHT ECO CLOTHING WAS JUST ORGANIC T-SHIRTS AND EARTH SHOES! HERE ARE SOME SITES TO CHECK OUT.

http://www.thegreenloop.com/

http://www.thewhiteapricot.com/

http://www.ecomall.com/

http://www.fashionandearth.com/

Vacation Must-Have's

I know it's only February, and it's suppose to rain this weekend, but daydreaming about vacation is all I can do lately. Who knows, some of you may be going away...so here are a few suggestions on what to take with you to a few different locations.

DRESS: Michael Kors $140

BAG: Nicole Lee Ellie $48

SHOES: Baker $69.99

BRACELET: Forever 21 $7.80

LASHES: Shu Uemura $25

LIPSTICK: Makeup Forever $19

COAT: Betsy Johnson Faux Mink $249.90

PANTS: Aqua Skinny Denim Leggings $78

HAT: Aqua Wool Felt Newsboy $48

BOOTS: Miss Sixty $160

MOISTURIZER: Jurlique Moisture Replenishing Day Cream $40

SUNGLASSES: Ray-Ban Classic Aviator $139

DRESS: Urban Outfitters Silence & Noise $68
STOCKINGS: Urban Outfitters Rosevine Lace $14

BAG: Forever 21 $29.80

SHOES: Dolce Vita $230

SUNGLASSES: Ralph by Ralph Lauren $89

NAIL POLISH: Sephora by OPI $5

BIKINI: Cover Style Rasta Girl $77
DRESS: Forever 21 $15.80
SWEATER: Anthropologie $88
SUNGLASSES: Forever 21 $5.80
SANDALS: Havaianas $24
SPF: Clarins SPF 40 $42

DRESS: Anthropologie $118
SHOES: Anthropologie $148
BAG: Deux Lux $68
UMBRELLA: MyBabyJo.com $10
EARRINGS: Anthropologie $28
LIPSTICK: Julie Hewitt $22.50

ROMPER: Lucca Couture $58
BIKINI: American Apparel $50
BRACELETS: Forever 21 $5.80
SHOES: Kors $295
SUNGLASSES: Marc by Marc Jacobs $85
BRONZER: Lorac TANtalizer $30

PANTS: Anthropologie $88
TOP: Forever 21 $8.90
BIKINI: Anthropologie $78 & $58
SHOES: mydivacloset.com $38
BAG: Anthropologie $108
SUNGLASSES: Tres Noir $89
HAIR CLIP: mydivacloset.com $8

JACKET: Urban Outfitters Silence & Noise Faux Leather $128
JEANS: Adriano Goldschmied $150.50
SHOES: Modern Vintage $275
T-SHIRT: Lowbrow Art Co. $38
EYESHADOW: Sephora Smokey Eye Pallette $36
RING: Juicy Couture $58

Modern Short Curly

Fashion cannot be followed blindly! Especially with hairstyles, you should always see what suits your facial features. An amazing hairstyle that might look good on a model may not necessarily look good for you. Your hairstyle tells the world a great deal about you. We know that the right hairstyle or haircut can make you look and feel your best. It is important how your hair looks and to what extent it matters you. Hair is the most noticeable feminine feature.

Hair styles

Hair styles created by celebrities have always created ripples in the crowd. We have seen it on every occasion, be it the Oscars, Emmy awards or the Golden Globe awards or the TV celebrity shows. Celebrity hairstyles are always in demand and not a day passes where the hair stylist is not told that “I want a hair style similar to so-and-so”Film stars read Hollywood stars have a separate demand and the most popular now is the TV hostesses’ shows. The hot favorite of the season is Elaine from Seinfeld. She is back with NBC with a bang and a great hair do. The curls that she has on her hair are creating ripples in everybody’s stomach and women want the same for their crowing glory. . Formal and casual hair styles of celebrities are always selling like hot cakes.

beautiful celebrity hairstyles

Kindly amazed Miss Knightley demanded to see the great hairdresser master who could help her to gain one of the very unique, beautiful celebrity hairstyles for short haircuts that convert women into Gimps.de certified beauties. Unimpressed sandy heiress asked Keira to wait, because the master hairstylist was in the middle of a process for recreating a freshly-baked bride with one of the wedding hairstyles for short hair.
Kindly smiling heiress proposed to assist Miss Knightley by showing her some fresh hairdo model photos of the latest, cool, emo haircuts for girls. Naggingly appreciating Keira smiled back to soften her disagreement and expressed her secret desire to surprise her husband, family and friends by reinventing her rusting look with one of the curly, cute, short hairstyles for women with dignity.Cleverly smiling heiress nodded her sandy head and suggested to materialize Keira's dream in a playful way of matching her round shape of the face with the face shapes of celebrity people from the latest, trendy, modern pictures of short hairstyles for stylish people. The playful matching game was intended to keep Kiera Knightley occupied while waiting for the master hairdresser.
Sitting in the entrance hall Keira was already to give up her hair makeover dream after she finished matching her face with the latest celebrity photo in the Gimps.de Style Magazine, but as soon as she finished, a friendly voice with unusual accent of the master hairstyler broke the rustling silence of the room. The well shaped master told Kiera to stop looking at the celebrity pictures of hairstyles for women in blonde colors, because today he felt creative enough to create a very unique, special hairdo for Keira.